October 10th, 6:43 pm, Case # 0921993 - White, adolescent nymph is suspected to have stolen genitals from the adult section of the store. Method used is old school dressing bedroom theft. Loss prevention officers claims she ambled into dressing bedroom with merchandise and left with nothing. Suspect denies claims, but upon farther interrogation, switches her story. The rest of this file is considered classified and only accessible by high clearance personnel. Evidence logged on October, 10th, 2018.