September 5th, 12:40 pm, Case # 4216341 – Suspect is a white, adolescent female. She is suspected of being a repeat offender, stealing crotch from the shop on multiple occasions. She has been identified using facial cumshot recognition software. Lost prevention officer initiates regular interrogation tactics. She is uncooperative at first. The rest of this incident has been deemed classified and this case file is herein considered sealed. Evidence logged on September 5th, 2018.